Ben Affleck's Side Piece Nanny Wearing All Tom Brady's Superbowl Rings Should Officially Be the End of Deflategate

Listen I know Feits and KFC already blogged this, but I had to chime in real quick.   Of everything that’s happened so far with Deflategate this should officially end the controversy.   Remember all those MORONS like Felger and Mazz constantly asking why Brady wouldn’t turn over his cell phone if he was innocent?  Umm bro because of shit like this.   Tom Brady is the most glamorous human in America.  Flying to Vegas on a private Jet and having orgies with Ben Affleck’s Nanny is what he does on a Monday afternoon.   God only knows what is on that phone.  Would you trust pictures like these with the NFL?   That they wouldn’t be leaked to the NY Post or TMZ?  I mean every normal male who lives a half way decent life has stuff on their phone they don’t want other people to see or they’d get in trouble for if it went public.  If you don’t your life stinks plain and simple.  Multiply that times infinity times infinity times infinity and that’s Tom Brady’s life.  So if the judge in NY has even a spec of common sense he’d print out this picture, crumple it up, ram it down Roger Goodell’s throat Million Dollar Man style and rule in favor of Tom.   Who would have thunk it?  Ben Affleck’s Nanny was Tom Brady’s trump card.